northwest airlines pilot suspected in terror plot

That's right, ladies and gentlemen, a Northwest airlines flight headed for Detroit with 180 passengers on board was grounded Saturday, due to suspected terrorist activity. You see, the pilot was reportedly dropping F-BOMBS ALL OVER THE PLACE! Baadda-bing!

CNN via AOL News:

From the moment the captain stepped aboard Flight 1190 to Detroit, passengers reported hearing him use "animated" language while talking on his cell phone, Federal Aviation Administration spokesman Ian Gregor told CNN.

"He was having a fit, swearing up a storm," a passenger on the flight said. "He was saying 'F this' and 'F that.'"

When confronted about it by passengers, the pilot became "obscene" and began cursing at the customers, she said. "He made a big disturbance."

I know some of you are thinking "too soon;" indeed, the jet blue fiasco is still very fresh on the minds and in the hearts of the American people. But to heal, I say we must confront our fear.
Our fear of dirty four-letter words.

-j