joe rogan is out of a job

A new Beijing hotspot is touting the same pickup line as desperate, drunken frat boys: Penis is good for you.

"Russian dog," says my waitress Nancy.
"Big dog," I reply.
"Yes," she says. "Big dog's penis..."

This Chinese phenomenon brings diners from all over the world, with some businessmen reportedly paying $5,700 for the exclusivity of eating tiger penis.

And does it have any particular potency? "No. People just like to order tiger to show off how much money they have."

Order tiger penis to show off how much money they have, you say? There are pictures if you follow the link, but you've been warned.

At least Tigger is safe. He's a eunuch.




















-j