sometimes, god just hands one to you

i tried for a long time to come up with a headline better than "lion mutilates 42 midgets in cambodian ring-fight." the only thing that even gave it a run for its money was "the bible." educate yourself, read the article, and try not to wet yourself with guilty pleasure at the third-world's expense. the sub-title is particularly well-phrased. viva la free press.

-j

k-fed and britney call it quits. terrorists win.

There was a time when a man and a woman stayed together through the thick and the thin, the good times and the bad, for richer or poorer. That time was 1630, and women were still considered the property of thier husbands. Now its like 2003 or something, and women can vote, work, and apparently, divorce their husbands, even if they have roles in CSI, and semi-legitmate record deals. America's most loved/hated sperm recepticle is on the prowl, ladies, and he writes his own lyrics.

-j

all good things must come to an end

I know the two people who read this (hi laura and, well, ethan) have been dissapointed in the lack of posts. I've come to rectify this. From now on, every single day there will be a post of meaning and intellect. That's a lie. There will be a post though. That's a lie, also. Every few days, one of us will post something. If we're alive. (Please don't assume if we don't post something we are dead.)

-j