long after team america pulls out, the puppets remain

it seems this young man in new delhi never got the memo. the open casting call for team america:world police has long since ended. the movie has been shot, edited, and released to a luke warm response. 2 years ago. just shows you how slow news travels, even in this so-called "global village."



p.s. war of the worlds has also wrapped filming. this scene looks good though, very "end of the world" meets "heartwarming father/daughter story."

GNR update (i never use caps)

yup, this is your second hand, one stop shop for everything that is axl and the ever-revolving door that is guns n' roses. props to stereogum.com for diggin up some new dirt on the man, the myth, the bloated legend. such as, for instance, for his 44th birthday bash, he bartered with club owners to party till the break of dawn, offering a listening party for the completed chinese democracy album as cha-ching. here's the article, and here is a link to a NEW song. it's live, but you get the jist. oh, and there is one titled t.w.a.t. truly, can't wait. the picture is for the visual learners.

from russia with love (slutskaya goes for gold)

throughout history there have been some incredible one on one battles. tyson vs. hollifield. hitler vs. churchill. ja rule vs. jay-z. paper vs. plastic. today though, these historical prize fights were put to shame by one name: slutskaya. Yes, the formidable women's olympic figure skating competition took place, leaving russia's slutskaya sore and tired from a day of hard riding. she lost to sasha cohen, but i think we all know who the real winner was: johnny weir. i think his name rhymes with 'tear," and maybe some other word.




p.s. i think the olympic generation has found its clay aiken.

it's good to be king

i don't think there is anything more interesting than groupie sex videos. there is a special quality that you only get froma boozed up, coked up, talentless ass-clown musicians getting their wangs walloped. with that said, this is pretty much the "cream" of the crop. scott stapp and kid rock, post-joe dirt. enjoy.

Celebrate Black History Month

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