welcome to the jungle (of pop-culture irrelevance)

population: tyra banks and axl rose.
it seems that when axl was singing about the 'jungle,' he was actually constructing an elaborate metaphor, referring to murry's hair wax, costume jewelry, and the norelco adjustable beard and mustache trimmer. although an actual 'chinese democracy,' may be closer than we think, the never-to-be-released gnr album just got a whole lot less interesting, if axl's new look is any indicator of the new direction he has taken the band. I think he should take a page from the book of vanilla ice, and get shuge knight to hang his ass over a balcony BEFORE this album gets out. save us all the lost sleep axl, if you can even see through those slightly tinted gas station sunglasses of yours.

p.s. not even seeing his hero look like an eminem impersonator is gonna ruin this dudes day.