any given fug-day

it seems that michael mann's adaptation of the 80's tv series 'miami vice' is getting more than just jeers for the soon-to-be repopularized white double-breasted blazer. according to this article, the production team is also getting shot at. "the cast and crew of the production were filming on the third floor of the hotel when it is believed that an individual fired a weapon outside the property, following an alleged altercation with the production's security. The security returned fire and the individual was shot." this incident supposedly took place in the domican republic, sending a harsh, but clear sign from the international community that they were not kidding about their threats of global nuclear war unless jamie foxx gets back to work on stealth 2.

p.s. billy ray cyrus wants his goatee/mullet back, colin.