the road of isolationism and protectionism leads to our grandchildren are still screwed

You heard it live folks. the president linked iraq to 9/11, declared the u.s. a two party political system, and referred to the soviet union as an evil empire. i don't think i've heard that term since the reagan administration, if i had been born yet, which i wasn't. the president played the bipartisan card, mused on the shortcomings of human/animal hybrids, and even cracked a joke or two. what i laughed at though, was how the most secretive and unilateral administration since nixon (as if) somehow clawed its way back to a 43 percent approval rating. i guess it was through horse shit like this. keep it coming washington!, and for any of the chinese diplomats IN DA' HOUSE, i look forward to serving under you as a faceless, yet efficient drone. long live the eternal spirit of the great mao.


p.s. the drab navy blues and grays were in full force tonight with the congressional audience, but i was pleasantly surprised to see, interspersed in the sea of governmental bureaucratic wardrobe conformity, a neon pink, blue, and multiple cannery yellows. bravo, chinese delegation, for your undeniable fashion taste has once again lifted my spirits in these most dire of circumstances.