sometimes, god just hands one to you

i tried for a long time to come up with a headline better than "lion mutilates 42 midgets in cambodian ring-fight." the only thing that even gave it a run for its money was "the bible." educate yourself, read the article, and try not to wet yourself with guilty pleasure at the third-world's expense. the sub-title is particularly well-phrased. viva la free press.

-j