all good things must come to an end
I know the two people who read this (hi laura and, well, ethan) have been dissapointed in the lack of posts. I've come to rectify this. From now on, every single day there will be a post of meaning and intellect. That's a lie. There will be a post though. That's a lie, also. Every few days, one of us will post something. If we're alive. (Please don't assume if we don't post something we are dead.)
-j
posted by jeff at 8:46 PM
4 Comments:
wah wah wee wah!!
I would like to speak for all of those silent readers out there. Just because we are too shy to post a comment doesn't mean we aren't loyal readers. You just might have thousands of unkown fans out there. Check the facts. When you assume it makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me' (I didn't steal that, that's original, feel free to use it and quote me)
Erin,
1) i miss you.
2) there is a counter at the bottom of the screen. if you click it, it will tell you how many people have visited. the last time i clicked it, it was -3. How does that even happen?
3) people have been using your line. please sue them and buy a yacht.
4) NYC FOR NEW YEARS EVE???? PLEASE?
Reply to 1) and 4) Miss me, miss me, now you have to come to NYC on New Years.
Reply to 2) and 3) I have excellent fire walls and wireless security. Maybe you should fire that counter of yours. He's clearly been sleeping on the job. Or maybe he can only count to three. Either way I hear Countdracula is looking for a new gig. Inside scoop is that Sesame street is slowly moving towards all Union workers and C.Drac has major beef wit dat. So grab up that guy while you can and next time you hire a counter, go to the source, not to be confused with DJ source 1.
PS: Please come to NYC with my girl so we can party like it's 2006/7
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